Headmaster, this is my confession. 
This time you won't be overjoyed, 
I have destroyed what little faith you had in me, 
I've been such a naughty boy. 
Headmaster I am at your mercy, 
I've been such a little fool. 
I've dishonored one who trusted me, 
I have broken all the rules. 
I've been with those naughty little girls again, 
Now those naughty little girls are going to put me to shame. 

I wish that I'd been born with a little more sense, 
This time it's a serious offense. 
I feel like an innocent victim, 
I feel that I just can't win. 
Headmaster please give me one chance, 
Please help me to act like a man. 
I've let down the school, 
I've broken all the rules, 
I've let down the side, 
I've committed a crime. 

Headmaster, this is my confession, 
I've been such a little fool. 
I've dishonored one who trusted me, 
I have broken all the rules. 
I've been such a little fool. 
Don't tell all my friends I bent over, 
Don't tell them you made me cry. 
Don't tell them I've been sacrificed, 
Don't tell all my friends or I'll die. 
Headmaster don't beat me I beg you, 
I know that I've let you down. 
Headmaster please spare me I beg you, 
Don't make me take my trousers down.