I don't think I am capable of 
This teenage televised taping of love. 
But here is my guide on how to be alone: 
Just act like a freak and 
Sleep with everyone you've ever known. 

I'm half crazy, all just cracked up 
When will what I have ever be good enough? 
I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale 
And I don't think I'll ever be happy. 

And I'd like to think romance is real 
Open my chest, a heart you could steal 
But here is my guide on how to stay alone, 
Just drink 'til you're gone and pass out on the floor. 

I'm half crazy, all just cracked up 
When will what I have ever be good enough? 
I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale 
And I don't think I'll ever be happy. 
Happy. 

I'm half crazy, all just cracked up 
When will what I have ever be good enough? 
I'm sad, funny it seems lately this ain't a fairytale 
And no I am not smiling 
'Cause I don't think I'll ever be