Come inside the funhouse 
We’re gonna have a ball 
It aint like no other place 
You’ve ever been at all 
Killer clowns with shiny steel waiting for you there 
A demon barber straight from hell 
To cut more then your hair 
Roll up roll up roll up 
For the funhouse now. 

don’t listen to your daddy 
We could have some fun 
The walls are nice and sticky 
They’ve never seen the sun 
Plenty of surprises to make you jump and scream 
A fucked up circus nightmare 
It’s the only way to dream 
Roll up roll up roll up 
For the funhouse now 

(chorus) 
You know you want to 
You know you have to 
You know you cant resist the mutant bouncer on the door 
Knows your names on the list 
You know you really have to 
You gotta get inside 
Even though you really know it could be suicide 

All the floors are moving 
Pulling towards the spikes 
That will hold you here forever 
While we do what we like 
You can jump and wriggle 
But you cant go nowhere 
Now your part of the attraction 
You can do your share 
Roll up roll up roll up 
For the funhouse now 

Are doors are always open 
They only go one way 
Step a little closer 
And you’ll never get away 
Wont you come and join us 
It could be a gas 
Step over the thresh hold 
Kiss goodbye to your ass 
Roll up rollup roll up for the funhouse now