I've tried a lot and most things excite me. But what tops it all is doing two things at a time. Life and death, glass and water Rock and roll, wash and dirty Christ and jesus, time and hours To drive a car and listen to music. To read a book and ride a train. Watch and maker, God and dog Hammer and saw, babies and nappies Stop and hold, moon and stars To be a charming combination, Tense me up. I'm into trying a lot and most things excite me. But what tops it all is doing two things at a time. Knife and fork, pad and felt Window and pane, country and western Rhythm and blues, yawn and sigh This is a lucky night for me A night when one plus one is three To read a letter and fall in love To not sleep and be not unhappy To watch tv and cuddle Crême de la crême Is doing two things at a time To do two things twice at once It's so nice, is there a point? Two things... two! To be or not to Time and logic finally You must enter my two nostrils Can that be, or am I just thinking? Life and death Glass and water... Two things at a time