He loves the bearded lady 
she loves the tattooed man
this one he's an acrobat 
each one of thems damned
Jimmy the pickpocket 
will take you by the hand
he'll smile at you politely 
but your purse it will be damned
A whore who works the fair ground 
her name is Crystal Lil
over there's her boy friend 
he'll sell you any pill
Gypsy Joe's a Cut throat 
when he's not out on smack
so if you want your husband killed 
he their throat will slash
Billy boy the barker 
he likes to cheat at cards
he's been caught out so many times 
you can see the scars
The knife throwers got alcohol 
upon his breath
one day he's going to be so drunk 
he will cause a death
The gypsies they are dancing, 
dancing to the moon
and each one in this fair ground 
each one they are doomed