In tatoo parlours by the shore 
they do anchors by the score
neptune and mermaids 
and girls from far away
in tatoo parlours by the shore
In massage parlours by the shore 
they do sailors by the score
even when business stank 
forty they'd wank
in massage parlours by the shore
In funeral parlours by the shore 
business is rarely poor
marble slabs sagging with 
drownings and stabbings in
funeral parlours by the shore