He’s got no legs and he’s got no arms and flipper boy is full of fear He swims in a fish tank he’s star of the show mermaids he spears Flipper boy is three foot high he’s got no lips or ears But when flipper boy has finished his shift he drinks twenty pints of beer Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! Flipper boy’s a vampire he wants to drink your blood When flipper boy he smiles at you it’s not with love He’s got no fingers just got claws he wants to cut your throat Flipper boy drinks your blood on it his stomach bloats Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! Flipper boy has got no teeth but flipper boy he is mean Flipper boy is star of the show when he speaks he is obscene Mermaids don’t last long in his tank each one he molests Flipper boy hates everyone but as a freak he is best Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! Flipper boy is a dirty boy, flipper boy has a big cock But every whore that’s fucked flipper boy fucks him with their eyes shut Flipper boy is a freak in his mind as well With all the poison that he thinks flipper boy is going to Hell Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! Flipper boy is going to Hell! Flipper boy is going to Hell!