Albino dwarfs & dancing bears
& midgets with full body hair
A girl who has a fishes tail,
a boy the body of a snail
A man with the head of a bird,
a girl who shits bricks as turds
Siamese twins joined at the head,
a girl who though alive is dead
A man who bleeds through hands and eyes,
a girl who has a donkeys thighs
This Freakshow is the best in town
this Freakshow is the worst around.
A man who has no head or arms,
a girl a dog sexually charms
They're animal eroticists,
the sailors leer at them half pissed
A fire eater burns his throat,
a jealous lover at him gloats
A contortionist tells a joke
while a Gorilla him does poke
A girl who bites off chickens heads,
they run around till they are dead
This Freakshow is the best in town
this Freakshow is the worst around.
