Climb up the snakes down the ladders in this game you play You win a hand of poker it’s you who’s going to pay You score the winning goal it’s you who’s going to lose If you offer beggars money they will all refuse The good the just the righteous you shall go to Hell More you wash yourself the more you’re going to smell The evil are in heaven playing harps all day Queer bashers have handbags and have all turned gay Vampires their blood donate whores all give love If you put a leach upon your skin it will give you blood