It's the strangest feeling ever You keep trying your best but it's just an arrested endeavour So you buckle up, face the day And try to make the ever-grey like heaven, like heaven But it's all too easy, when you think you gotta kill somebody Gotta be a joker and keep up a little Eurochat and Stick your eager fang into a drunken Coronation Street, well You know how it is? Well, you've been out of your seat for way too long You've got to get your trainer tapping to a different song You know I can't do right for doing wrong, oh no So it's best to relax, get drunk Then the guys amplify and remind you that you've been a cunt (Well, that don’t rhyme for a start) If you open your mouth, the truth comes out And no-one likes to hear that sort of stuff So it's best just to relax and shut up (Yeah, that's the best one! No, that ain't never right Yeah, that's the best thing to do) Cut to someone laughing at a joke he heard before But he don't want to be unpopular because he's got a big Cortina Like to stick a pen into his shitty little grin and, you know That would be funny Well, you'll be away from it all and you don't belong Unless your cock gets hard at a football song You know I can't do right for doing wrong Out of your seat, get Out of your seat, get Out of your seat, get Out of your seat, get Back in your seat, get Back in your seat, get Back in your seat, get Back in your seat, get Back among the things that we like, got a treat on the top It isn't what you're knowing, it's a case of who you're blowing Get your policy communicate, you've got your ticket to the case So socially they'll let you be, so long as we can copulate You wanna be a big shot? You better not start by saying (I can't do right for doing wrong) Yes please, stash, got my fingers in your pants (I can't do right for doing wrong) I'm gonna lick until I'm sick if you would just give me a chance (I can't do right for doing wrong) I'll be a good dog, prick me and you'll never be needing a dog again (I can't do right for doing wrong) Open wide (I can't do right for doing wrong) Yeah, yeah, open wide (You know I can't do right for doing wrong) Yeah, yeah, open wide (You know I can't do right for doing wrong) Yeah, yeah, open wide (I can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't (I can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't (You know I can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't (You know I can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't (Can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't (Can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't (Can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't (I Can't do right for doing wrong) No, no, no I can't No, no, no I can't...