Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
she's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to 
Belize
she'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

steal their Seoul in South Korea make Antarctica cry 
Uncle
from the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the 
blues
well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the 
jungle
tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

she go fromm Nashville to Norway Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back

well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in 
Scandinavia
then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket 
Perth
she put the miss in misdemeanor when she stole the 
beans from Lima
tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
oh tell me where in the world is... 
oh tell me where can she be?

oooh Botswana to Thailand Milan via Amsterdam
Mali to bali Ohio Oahu...!

well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam 
every nation
she's double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations
tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?