If anyone can show me one example in the history of the 
world of a single
Psychic who has been able to prove under reasonable 
experimental conditions that they are able to read 
minds

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of 
the world of a single
Astrologer who has been able to prove under reasonable 
experimental conditions that they can predict future 
events by interpreting celestial signs

And if anyone can show me one example in the history of 
the world of a single
Homeopathic Practitioner who has been able to prove 
under reasonable experimental conditions that solutions 
made of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff 
dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of 
water has a consistently higher medicinal value  than 
a similarly administered placebo

And if anyone can show me one example in the entire 
history of the world of a single
Spiritual or religious person  who has been able to 
show either empirically or logically the existence of a 
higher power with any consciousness or interest in the 
human race  or ability to punish or reward humans for 
there moral choices  or that there is any reason - 
other than fear - to believe in any version of an 
afterlife

I’ll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife