Tried to run from it Tried to hide Tried to put it on a train Kicked and smacked it with a blunt shovel Tried to write it off in a big refrain
To this day it hasn't gone away, it hasn't gone away
Tried to lose it in the forest Behind a breadcrumb trail Hit it with a flat bed truck Dropped it in the middle of the bottom of the ocean Slipped it in my most poisonest of potions Threw it off the aqueduct
To this day it hasn't gone away, it hasn't gone away
Infest it with the plague Run it over with a dozer I let it slide, let it slide from a steep mountainside
To this day it hasn't gone away, it hasn't gone away
