Oooo... 
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...) 
Oo-oo-oooo... 
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup.) 

Ugly men with beautiful women 
You see it - 
All the time in the world today 
Why is it - 
Ugly men are so attractive? 
Women must look - 
Deep inside. 

They know we're - 
All ugly inside 
'Cause we're all guts and stuff 
And bile ducts 
And pancreatic juice 

Yeah! 

Oooo... 
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...) 
Oo-oo-oooo... 
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup.) 

Ugly men with beautiful women 
Women can - 
See right past the ugly men's looks 
Isn't it - 
Good to know women are morally superior? 
Wouldn't it be - 
Good if men were morally superior as well? 

Men and women are different 
In many varied ways 
Women wear dresses 
Men wear dresses 
We all wear dresses 
And that's where babies come from 

Ugly men with beautiful women 
Beautiful men with ugly women 
Yeah 
Beautiful men with beautiful women 
Beautiful women with beautiful girls 
YEAH! 
Gorgeous girls with beautiful ladies! 
Hot young chicks who can't get enough! 

I don't approve of Internet porn 
It's so wrong, it's reprehensible 
And it wastes your whole day... 
It wastes your whole day...