Last train to heaven Well I caught it just in time Pullin' out of New Mexico That's where I did my crime I made a man swing From a necktie made of twine But they'll never catch me 'Cause I jumped this No. 9 It'll all be fine Wait a minute, stop this thing Some cajun hoodoo fate This train is loaded down Gotta cargo full-O-hate I axed them where it was This speedball liner's bound And they were laughing hyenas As they pointed to the ground we're going down Last train to heaven What a goddam fool I been Open up that burnin' stove For a shovel full-O-sin Fear is the conductor All aboard the Black Diamond Express train straight to Hell