You sleep better when you're 
You eat better when you're 
You sing better when you're 
You need me more when you're straight 
Is this the weekend? 
Is that your girlfriend? 
She's green and innocent 
You smoke her like she's incense 
She's smilin' 

I'll wait 'til summer's over 
I'll love you through October 
I'll give you everything 
I'll trade you anything for her 
Stay straight for me 
Stay straight for me 
Stay straight for me 
Stay straight for me