I tried to call up Mr. ignorant 
The secretary said he'd gone to lunch 
So I'm metting Mr. arrogant 
To introduce him to my one inch punch 

He's been working hard all day 
Working very hard avoiding phone calls 
He's been busy doing nothing 
Busy busy doing nothing at all 

The front page photo story had a price 
But he knew it paid to advertise 
Now he's bought the good reviews 
He's gonna hype it on the airwaves too 

He couldn't even play or sing 
He had no real talent for anything 
Still you wait for the opinion 
Of a conceited failed musician 

Sitting in his chair all day 
Polishing his own enormous ego 
An over paid piece of nothing 
But he wouldn't spend a second with you