The telephone, telephone I have an idea Women always have ideas Hello Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Wrong connection this is I am a moralist an anti-militarist I am against duels I cannot stand seeing A fly in rage I cannot look at A uniform or blood That woman has seduced me And now I am done for That woman has seduced me And now I am done for Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry? Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry? Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry? Darling, where shall I Hide you in a hurry? Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon Here is Agamemnon I am coming directly from the trenches And look forward to a solemn luncheon I am coming directly from the trenches And look forward to a solemn luncheon Oh, my nerves I'm losing my mind Oh, my nerves I'm losing my mind This damned telephone Spoils my favorite position Now I can start, now I can start Now I can start, now I can start writing Now I can start writing, now I can start writing I can start writing poetry Now I can start writing poetry I can, I can start writing poetry I can Now I can start writing poetry I can Now I can start writing poetry I can start writing poetry