He likes me, he likes me And oh, isn't that nice He likes me, he likes me And oh, isn't that nice That your brand new friend, he likes your old true friend And isn't that the way that it ought to be That your brand new friend, he has goodwill to send And you're so free, you're so free, you're so free, I'm history He likes you, he says that he loves you And oh, that's good to know You like him, I hope you don't love him And oh you should know That your old true friend, he doesn't like your brand new friend Person to person, it's not on purpose but I take it personally And soon your brand new friend, I hope, I'll have a bon voyage to send And you're so free, you're so free, you're so free and I'm history You say, you won't pick and you won't make a choice But I'm so mad I could spit and I hear it in your voice You say "He likes me, he likes me" And oh, isn't that swell "He likes me", you said, "He likes me" And oh, tell him hell Oh, from me, great dick, hello from me Jesus always taught me that I should love my enemy Darling, my heart's in pain that's why my song's insane And you're so free, you're so free, you're so free and I'm history He likes me, he likes me He likes me But I don't like him He likes me But I don't like him He likes me But I don't like him He likes me He likes me But I don't like him He likes me But I don't like him He likes me But I don't like him He likes me