Well I talked to a friend of yours in town today 
He told me you were thinkin' of goin' away 
So that's why I hurried home I couldn't wait to see 
Is it true you're leavin' leavin' poor ole me 
You've been tellin' everybody how you hate to go 
You're sure that I'll just live in misery 
But there's still a few guys waitin' that I used to know 
And I'm sure that they'll take care of poor ole me 
I ain't never had no trouble findin' me and I had quite a few the day that I met you 
But I'll do my best to grieve when you leave me I might even stay home a night or two 
I'll try to look heartbroken till I know you've gone 
I'll even get down on my bended knee 
If you'll just promise me this time that you'll stay gone 
You'll make a happy gal of poor ole me 

I ain't never had no trouble... 
You'll make a happy gal of poor ole me