I like you better when you're high
'Cause when you're high you never make me cry
I like you better when you smoke
'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes
I like you better when you're stoned
'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan
There's just so many reasons why
I like you better when you're high
I'm also glad it's legalized
I got that good shit in my pocket
Woke up, took a trip to the market
Where they jar it and ziploc it
Had to stop at the gas station as I walked along my way
To pick up my chick some chocolate
You know Ferrero Rocher?
No surprise soon as I arrive
She greets me with them pretty eyes and thighs
I said hi, she replies, are you high?
Yes, how'd ya guess? Do I look a mess?
She said, I saw through the peephole
With that pre-roll, chico, she know
My demeanor is calmer
When I smoke as much as I wanna
I ain't never got no worries
I ain't really ever got no drama
I'm a perfect gentleman as I enter into her abode
Ready for whatever unfolds
I like you better when you're high
'Cause when you're high you never make me cry
I like you better when you smoke
'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes
I like you better when you're stoned
'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan
There's just so many reasons why
I like you better when you're high
Hanging out at your house
With an ounce in my pouch
Fuck yo couch, fuck yo couch
We be fuckin' on your couch
When you bounce like you bounce
I can see you as my spouse
Girl, you sound like Minnie Mouse
With your little shrilly shouts
I'm in heaven at your casa, king like Mufasa
Before I got to say hasta la vista
We feast on some pasta
Lotsa women that I been with don't approve of my ways
But you different and I think it's amazing
You dig me when I fly (fly)
I'll meet you in the sky (meet you in the sky)
We starin' eye to eye (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
There's no now or never
If I'm ever there with you
I like you better when you're high
'Cause when you're high you never make me cry
I like you better when you smoke
'Cause when you smoke you laugh at all my jokes
I like you better when you're stoned
'Cause when you're stoned you never bitch and moan
There's just so many reasons why
I like you better when you're high
