I wish I was your phone I wish I was your phone I'd always be by your side and you'd never leave me alone If I was your phone I wish I was your screen I wish I was your iPhone screen You'd look at me like I was the greatest thing you'd ever seen If I was your screen I wish I was your case I wish I was your iPhone case You would hold me oh so tight in that loving warm embrace If I was your case But I'm just a guy, I don't get wifi And I'm not made by Apple, I'm not an iGuy I just wish I could connect with you The way that you and that damn telephone do I wish I was your phone I wish I was your phone But you dropped me and you broke me and you left me all alone Forgot about our love and brought that newer model home And he's faster and he's smarter and he's got facial recognition Fuck you and your phone