The vulture's comin' Comin' to pick my bones The vulture's comin' To feast on Mr. Jones Just like I feast on rotisserie chicken Or the big fat turkey on the table at your Thanksgiving Sometimes I don't love the life I'm livin' Still I hope I'm never gonna die at all But the vulture's comin' He's bringin' his family too The vulture's comin' To chew on me and you Just like I chew on teriyaki beef jerky Or the big fat previously mentioned Thanksgiving turkey Sometimes life is colder than a slurpee, yeah But that don't mean I'll never ever get a good feeling at all And trust me when I do I forget that thing is even coming through And I feel like I just got a dose Of that magic, yeah, that everlasting potion But the vulture's comin' When, you never know The vulture's comin' It might be tomorrow And just like the groundhog tells you that there's no more winter You might be eatin' your last Thanksgiving dinner And a big ol' bird gonna feast upon your innards Time is precious and you shouldn't waste it at all is the moral of this song