Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that C'mon it's not fun being fat I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat Oh c'mon Calvin! It's not so bad! Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that C'mon it's not fun being fat Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat Oh please Calvin! It's not so bad! Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat C'mon Calvin don't you treat me like that I can't stand being fat Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat I can't help it Calvin! C'mon I'm fat! Well, I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat C'mon Calvin don't you do me like that C'mon it's not fun being fat I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat Oh come on! It's not so bad! C'mon Calvin! It's... ahhh... I'm just fat man! Got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm fat C'mon Calvin, don't treat me like that! I can't stand being fat! Eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits, I never take a bath, I'm fat Oh come on! It's not so bad!