We sleep all day and rock the night
We just get up to start another fight
We kiss and then we bite
We are Trainwrecks
You don't keep house and I'm a slob
You're freakin' out cause I can't keep a job
We don't update our blogs
We are Trainwrecks
People love to tell us what to do
That's just cause they're jealous of me and you
We're digging through the couch for cash
We're taking cabs cause both our cars are trashed
But we're still kicking ass
We are Trainwrecks
Trainwrecks
We're still kicking ass
We are Trainwrecks
We think it's uncool to be on time
Mooching off our friends is not a federal crime
Someday we'll cut our critics down to size
And crash a Diddy party in disguise
We fall, but then we rise
We are Trainwrecks
That's the story of our lives
We are Trainwrecks
