Where's my Smith and Wesson 
What did you do with it? 
Find my Smith & Wesson or else 
If you don't search for it 
I'm going to crack your head with my karate stick 

You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 

Where did you hide my Smith & Wesson? 
Where did you hide it at? 
I know one thing, you asshole 
Find my pistol or I'll crack your head 
With my karate stick 

You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 

Look it your closet for my Smith & Wesson 
Look in your dresser drawer for it 
My Smith & Wesson better come up 
If it doesn't come up, I'm going to crack your skull 
And put you in the hospital 

You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 
You better find my pistol 

McDonalds, what you want is what you get