She had a "Reagan Sucks" sticker on the window of her car Back seat like a hotel, front seat like a bar Skipped school every Friday smoking Kools cigarettes Blasted U2 and the Pixies on an old Maxell cassette Black nails, shaved head, dark Martin, little rock-n-roll queen Got pregnant in the eleventh grade when she was seventeen By my friend Terrell, the captain of the basketball team Her daddy didn't like it so he made it disappear She didn't have a baby, never had a senior year Haven't seen her since she left and I thought about her just the other day My friends told me: Nikki's a Republican now Nikki's a Republican now Nikki's a Republican now Nikki's a Republican now I got a online and found her and I just could not believe But there's Nikki with a Bible and a AR-15 She says that all lives matter and the media's a scam The only gun control that she supports is usin' both hands She stands for the anthem, says marriage is a woman and a man Oh my good God! Nikki's a Republican now Nikki's a Republican now Nikki's a Republican now Nikki's a Republican now She kicked her son out of the house 'cause she found out he was gay He and his husband got their second Hatian baby on the way Her daughter is a lawyer for the ACLU Her boyfriend is a folk singer socialistic Jew They don't come home to see her anymore because the think that she's insane (Nikki's a Republican now) Nikki's a Republican now Nikki's a Republican now Nikki's a Republican now (Nikki's a Republican now) (Nikki's a Republican now) (Nikki's a Republican now) Nikki's a Republican now