I know it's dumb to say,
That you are on my mind. 
I know it's stupid to dream,
That you might think of me as a man. 

I can loose my own tie knot, 
I can button up my own pants.
I can buy my own cigarettes, 
I can pluck my own moustache. 

I read it's lame to wish,
That you won't walk out on me.
I'm not embarrassed to sing, 
Plainly the words love and your name. 

I can pay all my own bills, 
I can unroll my own tights. 
I can untuck all I have to untuck, 
I can weep through my own midnights. 

I can loose my own tie knot, 
I can button up my own pants.
I can buy my own cigarettes, 
I can pluck my own moustache. 

I can pay all my own debts, 
I can rip off my own tights. 
I can humiliate myself to your face, 
I can weep through my own midnights.