I don't advice a haircut, man. All hairdressers are the 
in the employment of the government. Hairs are your 
aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and 
transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason 
bald-headed men are uptight. What absolute twaddle

You are now entering the safety zone.

Would you like to ski Antarctica? ...but you're snowed 
under with work?

Do you dream of a vacation at the bottom of the ocean?

Have you always wanted to climb the mountains of Mars? 
...but now you're over the hill?