Isn't it rich ? Are we a pair ? Me here at last on the ground You in mid air Send in the clowns. Isn't it bliss ? Don't you approve ? One who keeps tearing around One who can't move Where are the clowns ? Send in the clowns Just when I'd stopped Opening doors Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours Making my entrance again with my usual flair Sure of my lines No one is there Don't you love force ? My fault I fear I thought that you'd want - what I want Sorry my dear But where are the clowns ? Quick send in the clowns Don't bother, they're here Isn't it rich ? Isn't it queer ? Losing my timing this late in my career. And where are the clowns ? There ought to be clowns Well maybe next year.