Creature funkin´, creature funkin 

Have you ever had a human tryin´ to take you for a 
walk? 
Simply come in the creature shock. 
Ever feel like a dog in the bog even though you´re a 
frog? 
So make your eyes pop. 

Refrain: 
Pumpin´, pumpin´ B.O.G. Jumpin´, jumpin´, Zoology Easy 
come, easy go 
Welcome to the freakshow puck off if you don´t really 
think so 

Pit: 
I might as well be explainin you where to go, 
but ah don´t you expect me to judge yo indoor – 
Paranoia, i spit spells formed into rhymes 
Like a Lama that´s da story dat tells Maloke 
They call M R dot M A L O C K cause we play in a puckin 
sandbox all day 
slimy is the soup that we cook 
so you can"t read about us in zoology books 

Pit: 
Yeah books, dat tell all da stories, 
i think your mind was programmed in the laboratory, 
sorry now it´s time for da freak-show feature, 
now go home to tell your mama or your teacher. 

Maloke: 
now ya snuck in the bleachers 
stuck in the bleachers with two brains stuck at the 
bottom of the food chain 
zoology is just misfit mythology 
if you wanna learn about it do it properly 

Pit: 
Yeah, we be spillin borderline thoughts in a speed that
´s iller 
Yeah you heard it we´s da party thriller 

Maloke: 
fat bottom us lika a hippopotamus 
swamplife we be the amateur zoologists 
Have you ever had a human try to take you for a walk 
Ever feel like a dog in the bog even tho yer a frog 

Refrain: 
Humpin´, pumpin´ B.O.G. Jumpin´, jumpin´, Zoology 
Easy come, easy go Welcome to the freakshow puck off if 
you don´t really think so 

Creature funkin’ creature funkin’ 
That’s right! are you ready? It’s the hiphopnotist – 
come on! 

HipHopnotist: 
Mirror Mirror on the walls, 
who´s the Puppetmasta with the biggest balls 
I´m sellin HipHopnotist Dolls in Shopping Malls 
Don´t use phones but i´m answering your calls 
I’m in your brain kicks i leave a bad taste 
They don´t call me HipHopnotist for nothing but 
they need another 
Hyperthetically we be prouder 
My mike’s on peak, so you can hear me louder 
just turn it up, make it leap, 
while I hypnotize the beat, 
turning up the heat yo. 
Zoologicly speakin 
I reached the equallibrium , mad ma pucker’s be askin 
where he be from 
The hiphopnotist 
I´m just droppin this 
The hiphopnotist 
The hiphopnotist … 
I’m just rockin this 

Maloke: 
Mr Malockin I ride a toboggan right into yer noggin 
it's true 
flippin the chickens i sicken the figgas who 
think that we live in a zoo 

Pit: 
We’s organizin’ rhymes like growin da leech-seeda We 
don’t need a leada or animal-feeda 

Maloke: 
Mr Malockin I ride a toboggan right into yer noggin 
it's true 
flippin the chickens i sicken the figgas who think that 
we live in a zoo 

Pit: We’s organizin’ rhymes like growin da leech-seeda 
We don’t need a leada or animal-feeda 

Refrain: 
Humpin´, pumpin´ B.O.G. Jumpin´, jumpin´, Zoology 
Easy come, easy go Welcome to the freakshow Puck off if 
you don´t really think so