I'm the biggest star you'll ever see 
so you can go, but know you'll miss me 
I'll leave it up to you 
either way you choose, oh honey 
I can't lose 

I met a kitten in the street 
now I'm not one for cats, but this one got me 
and the streets are asleep 
and someone's playing blues 
but I'm not 
I can't lose 
no, these days I can't lose 

saw a new face the other day 
seems our times had had their way 
but me I can't complain 
I've seen bad days, too 
but you know me, kid 
I can't lose 
no, these days, I can't lose 

all my dreams came true, you should know 
so if you see her, would you tell her so? 
they're gonna know me at the bank 
I'm gonna eat my meals for free 
and when she sees me, I can't lose 
no, honey 
I can't lose 
no, honey 
honey, I, I can't lose 
all right! 
yeah!