We like playing punk rock music
Yeah I guess that's true
But what we prefer is selling
Merchandise to you.

So why don't you go get a pencil
While I give you an example
Of the many satisfied
Customers that we've served fine.

Maurine has a Mr. T shirt
It looks really good
If you don't have a Mr. T shirt
Don't you wish you could?
Michelle has our new CD
She's a fan of Mr. T
Tammy drives in her Corvette
Listening to our cassette.

We've got records
We've got t-shirts
Large and extra-large
We take Visa and Discover
We take Mastercharge.

For further information write to:
The Mr. T Experience
P.O. Box 4848 Shattuck Square
Berkeley, California 94704
Ses habla espagnol.