Someday, the Lord's gonna take me away from here 
He'll take away all my misery and fear 
And He'll take me up to see a better place 
And the times we'll have will be completely ace 
And He'll say, "Go to sleep, my son," 
Yes, He'll be like a Dad to me 
But a Dad with magic powers 
'Cause He's the Lord 

Someday, the Lord's gonna meet me at a party 
And He won't say, "You don't remember my name, do you?" 
He won't embarass me or put me to shame 
He'll just be graceful and repeat His f**king name 
And I will say to Him, "It's nothing personal," 
And He will understand 
'Cause He's the Lord. 

Someday, the Lord's gonna like the movie Tron 
And He won't laugh at me because I like it too 
And He'll go with me to Tron marathons 
And we'll dress up like Tron and buy Tron merchandise 
And we'll hunt autographs together 
And He'll let me stand next to Tron 
And He'll take the photograph 
'Cause He's the Lord. 

For the Lord is a powerful man 
He can get you what you need 
He can have you resurrected 
He can get you some shit hot weed 

Someday, the Lord's gonna find me a lovin' girl 
He'll set us up with a mansion and a trust fund 
And we won't have to do anything all day 
We won't have to work, or even have to play 
Yon: We'll be completely free of cares 
We'll be suspended in a tank 
And He will feed us through a tube 
'Cause He's the Lord 

I don't ask much from the Lord 
But I ask to be fed through a tube