In a little honky-tonky village in Texas 
There's a guy who plays the best piano by far 
He can play piano any way that you like it 
But the way he likes to play is eight to the bar 
When he plays, it's a ball 
He's the daddy of them all 

The people gather around when he gets on the stand 
Then when he plays, he gets a hand 
The rhythm he beats puts the cats in a trance 
Nobody there bothers to dance 
But when he plays with the bass and guitar 
They holler out, "Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar" 

A-plink, a-plank, a-plink plank, plink plank 
A-plunkin' on the keys 
A-riff, a-raff, a-riff raff, riff raff 
A-riffin' out with ease 
And when he plays with the bass and guitar 
They holler out, "Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar" 

He plays a boogie, he plays eight to the bar 
A boogie-woogie, that is the way he likes to play on his piano 
And we all know 
That when he plays he puts them all in a trance 
The cats all holler "Hooray" 
You'll hear them say, "Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar" 

In a little honky-tonky village in Texas 
There's a guy who plays the best piano by far 
When he plays with the bass and guitar 
They holler, "Beat me up Daddy, beat me Daddy, eight to the bar" 

The people gather around when he gets up on the stand 
Then when he plays, he gets a hand 
The rhythm that he plays puts the cats in a trance 
Nobody there ever bothers to dance 
But when he plays with the bass and guitar 
They holler out, "Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar" 

A-plink plink, a-plank plank, a-plink plank, plink plank 
A-plunkin' on the keys 
A-riff riff, a-raff raff, a-riff raff, riff raff 
A-riffin' out with ease 
But when he plays with the bass and guitar 
They holler out, "Beat me Daddy, eight to the bar"