Annie's got a thing about leather Bobby's got a thing about lace Maryanne's getting light as a feather Just like the nose that used to be on her face Somebody tell me what the hell is goin' on Oh Please Cause I've bin standing here for way too long. Welcome to our Zoo Welcome to the Zoo We saved a room for you. Sally's got a ring in her naval Larry's got a spoon up his nose Peggy Sue likes to eat when she's able Just how she's able to, God only knows Billy's got a piece in his pocket Suzy's got some rocks to grind Johnny wants to shoot off his rocket But everybody knows that he's almost blind Will someone tell me what the hell is goin' on Oh Please Cause I've been standin' here for way to long Welcome to our Zoo Welcome to the Zoo We saved a room for you.