I was born in '71, in '72 I started to walk '73, '74, in '75 I learned to talk '76 I tried sexin', that was around the age of five '77, '78 and '79 I started to ride with my Uncle Ike, In '80 and '81 I was about ten, but the first time a little chick made me cum Was '82 or '83 my life really came alive In '84 I was thirteen, but (1985's the number!) I met this bitch Who told me if I got tight with her, together we would grow rich Type of chick that'll make a brother feel good inside In my mind when I sleep woke, when I walk, when I ride Gettin' to me in the classroom Used to follow me into the bathroom and I loved it She was wild and everyday (People bore me) Captivate, activate my hormones when you speak to me softly Offer me a piece of you cause (Me so horny) She let me foreplay and that's it She said if I would rap and make some dollars for us maybe I can get a hit I was writin', then I found myself fightin' for the juices When I found out that our little agreement's non-exclusive (Ah, damn) She let celebrity status hit, so I'm thinkin' of tactics How to leave ran down prophylatics on the mattress So I practice, hopin' to stuff my fat dick in this rap bitch Knowin' when I put my cactus in that catfish I'mma flat shit She's turnin' me into a (Killa!) Devour fools, I'm powerful like (Mecha-Godzilla!) She said if I keep rappin' she'll keep clappin', but ain't nobody strappin' 'Till she see paper and then we'll see what's happenin', and I hear her say You heard of Tech, he's like the best He built his nest in the Midwest The boy can flow and he be bustin' like (Boom, boom) It's like I'm stuck, I feel I'm cursed About to load the N9na Tech cause in a sec I'm finna be bustin' like (Boom, boom)