Eureka, eureka, you reek of The cheaper alternative Let's steal it, let's steal it Let's steal from the fashions With enough to give A deal and, A deal and a blow job For every corporate executive And when the lights go up 'cos you went down It seems to flow, it turns around You'll be there in your dressing-gown And sowing all the seed But you summit so fast ‘cos you got it for free You've got a backstage pass Saying V.I.P. I bet you're happy right now But where will you be When they ask you to bend For the cash you demand And you ain't got a song 'cos it's all second-hand So plead it, so plead it So plead like you need it Your free 60 seconds of fame They'll see that, they'll see that They'll see you're a flea On the back of the game But if you miss something Don't look around There ain't no time, you're losing ground They own your flesh by pound by pound Those cunts you chose to lead It's the cheapest thrill And it's the quickest meal try underkill It's the cheapest thrill And it's the quickest meal try underkill Try underkill, try underkill, try underkill It's the cheapest thrill And it's the quickest meal try underkill It's the cheapest thrill And it's the quickest meal try underkill Try underkill, try underkill, try underkill It's the cheapest thrill And it's the quickest meal try underkill (And when you don't need skill try underkill) (And when you don't need skill try underkill) (And when you don't need skill try underkill) (And when you don't need skill try underkill) (And when you don't need skill try underkill) (And when you don't need skill try underkill) (And when you don't need skill try underkill) (And when you don't need skill try underkill) I'll do anything, just as long as I peak (And when you don't need skill try underkill) A real big gold outside lift to fame (And when you don't need skill try underkill) I’ll be a Rock'n'Roll star, but I don’t need a name (And when you don't need skill try underkill) A real big gold outside lift to fame (And when you don't need skill try underkill) And then split With the cash… “We only did it ‘cos we’re broke”