I don't give a fuck how much swagger you have I'm sick of hearing that fucking word I stay on this dumb shit And it's my dumb shit Yeah, yo Big Wax straight shittin' on your Christmas The illest motherfucker in the business who's not in the business Been doing this since your existence Was merely your dad lookin' at your mom from a distance You little squirts are the worst You're better than me? Learn to rap to a beat first It's called flowin', not talkin', G And if you hate me so much then why you online stalkin' me? Y'all haters got a lot of free time And you sure spend a lot of it watchin' me rhyme Sending long ass messages to tell me I suck I swear some of y'all are dirty old men that wanna fuck, man Ten years older than David Hasselhoff Last Google search you did was "naked Asher Roth" Ha ha ha, just a bunch of blah, blah, blah Yuletide dance, diarrhea cha-cha-cha I'ma have you whettin' your appetite Your Christmas will not be white I'll be on Santa's sleigh that night, flyin' (Flyin') Ass hangin' over the side in flight Shittin' on every MC in sight They gon' know what it's like to have a brown Christmas, yeah Ayo, Big Wax chillin', Herbal T's chillin' EOM stays makin' tracks for the children Fuck the building, I'm in a damn kiln When you hot as me you gotta be weather pottery chills in Fake rappers are like comedy filming Fake laughter on the track and I just gotta be filled in, like What's the joke? What's so funny, man? Is that quote swagger unquote? I don't understand You play the role so unconvincingly Step your energy up a lot, better re-up your stock of ginseng seeds Two thumbs down for your crew of dumb clowns and impostors No chance of y'all winnin' Oscars I do my thing, emphasis on mine So all my free thinkin' people, crank this on high And all you copycat rappers, watch your back, dawg It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a corn-filled crap log I'ma have you whettin' your appetite Your Christmas will not be white I'll be on Santa's sleigh that night, flyin' (Flyin') Ass hangin' over the side in flight Shittin' on every MC in sight They gon' know what it's like to have a brown Christmas, yeah Ayo, it feels like I'm sittin' on the crapper All day, every day, shittin' on a rapper It feels like I'm sittin' on the crapper All day, every day, shittin' on a rapper And I'ma shit on your Christmas, fool I'ma shit on your Christmas I'ma shit on your Christmas, fool I'ma shit on your Christmas Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh, Big Wax, Herbal T EOM, who we be Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out