(If you listenin' to this on a low volume Just hit skip, skip this song Otherwise turn it up) Yo You lose, I'm the best Your crews a snooze fest My style was hatched inside of a cool coos nest I could choose to rest on my laurels Sit back, sip yak, and smoke [?] But to always seem to have something off my chest And these words pop in my head it is genetics I guess And plus rappers are pathetic at best I must say I'm surprised they put that shit up on public display It's as if they don't try they just sorta slide by With the sorta rhymes I Would be mortified by Ey ey Them bars that you cherish Make me wanna ask you "Aren't you embarrassed?" To get familiar with the typa joy my vocals spark Take off work today and go walk in your local park I'm like the melody of a metal lark soothing The catalyst of a mood swing bitch I got it Yea yea If I got beats I ain't goin' nowhere Mothafucka I got it Yes yes You ain't never heard a mothafucka this fresh Little homie I got it Yea yea If I got beats I ain't goin' nowhere Don' worry about it Yes yes You ain't never heard a mothafucka this fresh Hotel motel holiday inn My show sells so well I gotta play again I do play to win Judge me like you Ruth Bader Ginsburg The exhilarating words that I rhyme Make your mental device release endorphins It's like parental advice I might offend orphans Buried in your fricken seratonin Card carryin' barbarian compared to Conan I Listen to rap snootily like I'm wine tastin' Usually come to the conclusion that I'm time wastin' "Is it over yet?" lookin' at my watch Am I not sober yet I could go for another scotch Won a bet like Midler You greener than the riddler And if the roofs on fire then I'm hotter than the fiddler You a fuckin thumb twiddler I take action Insert photo of my face captioned: I got it Yea yea If I got beats I ain't goin nowhere Mothafucka I got it Yes yes You ain't never heard a mothafucka this fresh Little homie I got it Yea yea If I got beats I ain't goin' nowhere Don' worry about it Yes yes You ain't never heard a mothafucka this fresh [Jarv:] Alright yo, check it out right here Ooh yes, I confess, I'm blessed I gotta pinesol sheen and a lemony zest Hella finesse, breath Colgate, Crest aqua fresh Like a Dead Kennedy's patch on the back of a denim vest I'm badass Tell me who [?] I'm hotter than droppin' Polliwogs on your mom's chest We can Netflix and chill And then we can have sex to my VHS box set of Faces of Death Ayo bet I'm maniacal when I be bustin' My style's mad retarded 'cause I've had four concussions Holdin' my nuts scoldin' a punk is how I function If you don't know my name Let's end with an introduction J is for juvenile A is for asinine asshole R is for ridiculous ass flows V is for very, very, very, very dope If you didn't know guts, now you know, mothafucka I got it Yea yea If I got beats I ain't goin' nowhere Yes yes You ain't never heard a mothafucka this fresh Yea yea If I got beats I ain't goin' nowhere Mothafucka I got it Yes yes You ain't never heard a mothafucka this fresh